R U Kidding me?

How is this for a cranky post? GRAMMAR ON THE INTERNET. Now. I am no fan of text speak. If U R 2 Lazy 2 use rl wrds...just shut up. PLEASE.

HOWEVER the compulsion to smugly comment on every typo, especially when it is obvious that it's a typo? IS SO OBNOXIOUS. Yes, we get it. You consider yourself a grammar Nazi. Certainly, calling yourself a Nazi of any sort is something you should brag about, clearly. Not only do you set yourself up for a fall when you have even the slightest typo, because everyone is going to jump all over you for that, but it's just bad manners. It derails conversations, and makes it all about what a smarty pants you are.

Look at me! MEEEE! Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I have many ideas for the new year, but here is one to think about. If you require external validation, it's time to look internally.

Or put another way, when you feel compelled to attention whore, just remember, sincerity is rarely prompted by pity parties.