And not like you went swimming in a lake full of Aqua Velva.
Do they even still make Aqua Velva?
YES! They do. Huh. Dang I'm old.
In retrospect, this smells much worse than Aqua Velva. Must be Axe. Men, Axe is disgusting. Do not believe the commercials, women do not want you to smell like Axe, because Axe smells like tequila, rubbing alchohol and that cheap knockoff perfume all MIXED with Aqua Velva. It's not good. Quit it.